What I want to know is how the writer’s strike killed some of the best TV out there (my kingdom for a third season of Pushing Daisies!), and Covid can’t manage to kill reality tv. COME ON.

I you’ve been here long enough, you’d know that there is no editor anywhere in the house.

You can Google it if you would like, but yes, they are a net-positive cash flow tourist attraction for the Treasury. They bring in millions of pounds spent on tourism and tacky merchandise. I’m not a British citizen, just an American of exclusively English and Scottish ancestry, but if I were a Brit, I wouldn’t want…

LOL

Worse, it was the final season of Dexter.

Of course she’s lying. They all do. I just assumed everyone also thinks they’re lying but apparently a lot of people people are a lot less cynical than I am and actually believe this crap.

She was a 19 year old virgin who loved reading Barbara Cartland novels. She wasn't savvy. I'm sure she mostly believed the fairytale was going to magically happen for her. 

I think that Charles probably expected this but Diana was young and very much so infatuated with him. He never gave her a lay of the land. He was incapable of even humoring her need for romance or attention. She was also pretty well traumatized from her childhood and really, really love starved. He low-key loathed she…

JLo actually pretty famously doesn’t smoke or drink. She could be lying of course, but I remember interviews starting back in the 90s where she talked about how obsessive she is about that.

And I totally empathize. When I was 19, you could have pretty much done anything you wanted to me. I was raised to be a good girl who never complained. If something went wrong, I’d misunderstood things.

As someone under 50, I find it all fascinating.

I care only because I’m a messy bitch that loves drama

Sure... why not... it’s possible. What makes her claim highly unlikely is the fact that her brows and forehead don’t move. Even tweens make expressions. Botox is the injectable the renders muscles inactive. It’s also an incredibly commonplace aesthetic treatment she’s likely used for years at this point. No shame in…

I imagine it’s like watching some kind of wet substance become less wet

Judging by her lack of any expression lines what-so-ever and her absolutely tight brows & forehead J.Lo is 100% lying about not having botox... to um... sell skincare? I guess consumers are still that gullible? Even insinuating that a 50 year old women can look like that without premium cosmetics and some procedure or…

Beautiful skin is mostly a product of genetics and not expensive products.

Dolly deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom and I cannot wait for 46 to rectify this injustice. 

I don’t know if that’s aimed at Dolly specifically and I myself have not listened to the podcast but I’m getting the vibe that after a half century of being married to someone you do get weary of them because that’s being human. I don’t think she’s implying that she hates her marriage and/or is staying married for…

As a rule, I’m sick of people in 5 min tops. So, 57 years is a good score.

“Dean runs an asphalt-paving company, which she probably doesn’t watch him do either. “

I appreciate this sentence