I, uh, I’m not trying to rock the boat here, but I’m pretty sure the “lurid” pictures of sexy women was pretty much the reason this magazine was able to sell copies in the first place. Again, not to be a big bomb dropper or anything, but there are some men who enjoy looking at half naked women. Yes, I know this might…

People will be offended over anything. Including assholes deciding to keep their mouths shut while still not backing down on being assholes, as I’ve seen in another article on here.

Same. Also, she does make a good point about her character not planning to run around the jungle.

I thought the running in heels part was meant to be silly and campy. I was surprised people took it so seriously.

Seriously, it’s like there’s a referee subreddit out there where they will photoshop them into the I Dream of Jeannie costume if they make the safety signal.

Frats are off-campus, though.

After seeing Grown Ups 2, I immediately sent Chris Rock a check for $80.

Another year, another opportunity lost for them to get Fred Willard and Jane Lynch to co-host and slay everyone will ad lib greatness.

Did you know Pootie Tang was written and directed by Louis CK?

Two funniest non-Jude Law-related moments from that Oscars:

Wait, I’m pumped for Chris Rock to be the host but do we hate NPH now?

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The Oscars is a four-hour salute to unimportant people who do unimportant things conducted by unimportant people who spend the entire evening telling each other just how important they really are. The only way for it to be even passably enjoyable is for the host to be actually making fun of them all instead of…

You ever see a movie so bad that you question the actor’s finances?

Everybody knows that the only way to get a black man on stage at the Oscar’s is to make him the host of the show.

Well people keep saying his movies are too white. Why, is there another way to include people of color?

I can’t remember who said it, but it was accurate. Today, Bill Murray is more famous as a meme than he is as an actor or comedian.

Sounds like "The Darjeeling Limited" that also used indigenous people as props.

This is an outrage. This Wes Anderson hot take will not stand. Life Aquatic was terrific.

“The Life Aquatic is everyone’s least favorite Wes Anderson movie.”