So Bauer becomes the third of the five main Cleveland starters to get injured, and the team rides the relief pitchers to a series win. From now on I’m calling the Cleveland bullpen, “The 3/5ths Compromise”.

The Warriors are clearly the better team and given 100 finals, they would win at least 90 of them. But that’s enough for the Cavs, oh no. They’ll somehow win games one and two giving all their fans hope. Then on the first play of game three Love will slam into the basket support pad thing messing up his shoulder while…