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I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

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It’s a part of marriage. I understand and listen to my wife. But let me know when I’m supposed to listen or when I’m to suggest fixes!!

Lesson for the new husbands:

The Greatest Irony of All: If it weren’t for women members, there would be no churches. Anywhere.

When Christian people talk about being persecuted for their faith this behavior is the problem. They are being called out for being racist, sexist, ageist assholes who don’t seem to follow any moral compass besides mean girls. Not for believing in JC.

I hope someone adopts both the child and the dog. Poor baby, I can’t believe the mother wasn’t arrested. What a good dog. Probably was just like “No ones gonna feed this human puppy? You should be ashamed of yourselves” lays down to feed the human puppy.

Those skinny green khaki pants he wore for the park/church date were many levels of NO.

I am disappointed in this Nick development. Even though I saw it coming from a mile away, I am still disappointed. Nick is not a person that you love to hate. You just hate him. He is not attractive or entertaining or smart. He is whiny, needy, and a shameless manipulator.

Well, one of my cousin’s fiances proposed to her during my other cousin’s wedding ceremony. In the middle of the ceremony while the bride and groom were saying their vows, the two of them excused themselves to walk outside. Once outside, he proposed and then she came back beaming with the ring.

My brother is an engineer to whom all questions have the same answer: MORE ENGINEERING. When he proposed, he bought the ring, got a ring box, drilled a hole in the bottom, got a long shaft/screws/washers/fake leaves/spray paint, and then took me to the corner store to order some roses. (He said it was because he

My best friend’s douche nugget ex-husband told me he was planning to propose at my sister’s wedding reception. I told him if he even thought too hard about it, he should be prepared for my mother to swoop in a kick his stupid head right off his stupid shoulders. He didn’t propose, but he did catch the garter and

I’m getting married in October. My fiancé and I are very laid back about the whole thing. Our only objectives are to: 1) Get married 2) Have an open bar with top shelf booze 3) Hire a good DJ and play fun music 4) CAKE. That being said, if anyone proposes at my wedding, I will haunt their dreams until they no longer

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

That’s how it struck me. She’s obviously reaching for the bouquet and looks fairly pleased until he steps in - which, to me, makes it feel like the joke is at her expense. Also, I’m not sure if Mark was being sarcastic in the article or not, but I really do think she looks disappointed when she turns back to him. :/

I mean, even if I was totally secure in my relationship I would find it a bit humiliating. Like I wouldn’t necessarily be mad because I didn’t get my hands on it or because I would think that meant my SO was a commitment-phobe, but I would be mad because it would be embarrassing and rude.

You, madam, earned your title.

I’m not really into the bouquet toss thing, but at my best friend’s wedding, she really liked her bouquet and didn’t want to throw it, but she also didn’t want to disappoint the guests expecting it. I was her maid of honor. I told her, “I will get that bouquet back for you” and I damn well did. I was not to be

Yes a thousand times yes! I love I Thee Dread so much but I absolutely hate how people are always like, “Ugh omg I only spent $5 on my wedding because it was just about LOVE why don’t people do that anymore?”