She’s a total grump and we love her for it! She also rolls in Mardi gras parades every year

This is purely about him having some form of control over her life. He is a 40 year old man with money, his sperm is most likely fine or at least good enough to IVF another set of embryos with an egg donor and then implant into a surrogate; but no, he wants the DNA of his ex-fiancee so he can forever be linked to her.

Lemurs! Because they’re cute. From BonjourPoupette on Etsy.

This is perfect timing because I just ordered mine!

Otters!!! Who doesn’t love otters?

My “comment section spouse” Von Clyderdale & I decided on this one for our comment section wedding. You’re all invited of course. I am truly a lucky lucky man.

Our wedding isn’t until October but we have our topper already! Found it on Etsy. It was a splurge at around $200 but its essentially our only major splurge.

Ours was a unicorn wearing a veil and a t-rex wearing a top hat. The t-rex was then stomping on a tradition plastic little bride and groom thing from the dollar store. I made the whole thing myself. I think I paid maybe, tops, $25 for all the bits and pieces to put it together?