honestly, it could be amazing if Boehner came back, everyone is seeing how fucked they would be without him, so he might as well come back and be loved by everyone

I don’t know what you mean here in Mexico we had voter ID during those years. as has almost every other country.

So true, that’s the great thing about America, we are the only country in the entire world that doesn’t have voter fraud.

keep crying those white tears

This is Jezebel, all we stand for goes completely out the window if it’s someone we hate.

i thought we already went after this guy already

not to put a damper on this story, but debate team competitions isn’t what you probably imagine in your head, it’s essentially a contest of which team can speak the fastest, because of a loophole in the rules that no one wants to fix which gives the team points for every arguement the other team doesn’t address

speaking of evil white men, could we talk about how horrificlly evil white women are? I mean they are the main group that are allowing this shit to continue in the nail salon industry. If white women would stop being such narcissistic cunts and started caring about shit beyond how their nails or hair or clothes, a lot…

yep, she started doing stand-up comedy in the 1920s

I know right, unlike all other men, you stupid white guys marry the first person willing to fuck you

the facts aren’t on your side on this one. I mean it’s pretty well known that there were stand-up comics in the 1920s, but you think it started in 1934. I mean just the existance of Sally Marr (stand up comic in the 1920s), proves you wrong, and she clearly didn’t invent the entire genre by herself.

who invented stand-up comedy

you criticized Nicki Minaj! turn in your feminist card right now!

estimated 10% of U.S. adults now vape,

E-Cigarette Man will look like Fred Armisen, the commercials will feature him sitting around typing things on a computer and getting money from his parents.