I plan to use this technique to keep Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormon evangelists from my front door.

That guy was both belted or not belted. What does it mean, Schrödinger?!

I’d actually like to blame the victim here.

You should pick up a used Sturmanskie to drop in that 7.62x54R ammo can, comrade.

Too complicated, just pump in NOOOOOOSSSSSS until you crack a piston or blow your floor panel out.

I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego, but a child was killed here so maybe stop thinking about yourself for two fucking seconds and have a little respect.

After all of the repairs are done professionally by a certified and licensed Ferrari body shop.... The owner will still be out many tens of thousands. The insurance claim will trigger a car fax hit and when he sells he will take it in the shorts. He can pay the repairs out of pocket to avoid this, but he will be out…

Was Nico Rosberg driving?

A few notes:

Get the kids to help. I have a near 4 year old help me out on saturday mornings, the car will usually be about half scrubbed before he turns the hose on me.

Look, I crack on this piece of shit all the time, but understand that our piece of shit is star trek levels of technology compared to most of the world. Any fighter that comes up against our piece of shit will be destroyed 100 miles away from it.

She’s a good bike, loves her rider
Loves wheelies and stopies too
She’s a good bike, crazy ‘bout track days
Loves apex’s and her rider too

It’s a long day livin’ in track garages
There’s a race track runnin’ through the yard
And I’m a bad rider, ‘cause I don’t even miss her
I’m a bad boy for breakin’ her forks

And I’m free,…

Dammit, it’ll only be a future classic if people stop reading it! All of these page clicks are hurting its value!

Funny, washing is one of my favorite things about having a car!

This one is cooler then the car.

I like it! Nice job!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: For some it's probably all about saying well you have enough money for a Boxster but didn't quite make it big to get a 911 haha, while they slowly turn and look at their Saturn Ion or something with resentment.