Saab. Explaining why would take too long, and I’m in the greys on Jalopnik, so no one will see this anyway. But yeah, poor, amazing, wonderful Saab.

2nd Gear: Are you saying he, um, welched on the deal?

EVERYONE PACK YOUR BAGS AND GO HOME. WE HAVE A WORLD CHAMPION. CALL IT QUITS.

No low ballers. He knows what he has.

I think we’re glossing over the real story here. There’s a Honda Legend?

[chanting] can am can am can am CAN AM CAN AM CAN AM

Build the wall, you know, for unity.

Whether it’s ignorant or apathetic, I don’t know, and I certainly don’t care.

“Oh Cock” and “No Cock”, obviously.

By Grabthar’s hammer.... what an error

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

My Barron. My freakishly tall Barron. He’s very tall. And immune. My immune Barron. He’s very immune. Like me, and Melania. We’re all very immune.

It’s good to see them diversifying, but batteries seem like a weird direction for Alcoholics Anonymous.

I don’t know, at the rate this Gose, the Saisons will be changing  

They should only sell them to blues musicians.

Mitsubishi would very much appreciate your 2 million

Well that's just rich.

Turn arooooound...

They could merge it into Cadillac pretty easily under the new naming scheme; just call it “Buiq.”