The Chevy 454 SS, still better looking than any truck on the road today, including the Raptor.

I’m not a bike guy, but that is beee-YOO-ti-ful.

If it happens, do you call 911?

This will go perfectly with the original Picasso I just picked up at Homegoods and the first-pressing 180-gram vinyl of Sympathy for the Devil I found at Urban Outfitters.

CRX-HF standing by. Hear me baby, hold together.

you win

Well, as they say, “if you keep turning left, sooner or later you’ll find yourself going right.”

Oh Christ, not again... Time to AGAIN correct ignorance:

and the thing has the zombie-like quality of a car that just won’t die, possibly out of spite.

There we go. ^ correct take right here

Same here, I prefer making slow cars go stupidly fast than driving a fast car fast. Supercars just aren’t as fun as souped up wagons, trucks, vans, or microcars I guess.

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I hope I’m not the only one who saw “BM cup” and immediately thought “bowel movement”.

I thought Darth Vader’s car of choice was a Buick Regal GNX.

Amen! Been at a Cadillac dealer going on 6 years now and consistently make about 1/2 what I did at independent shops for the 28 years prior.