My brother-in-law is a sales manager for Nissan.

It’s very simple: No parking at the hotel across the street, So her vodka-infused boyfriend thought leaving it by a tree was a good idea. It’s based on a Fiat, so the brakes probably don’t work. Thus, she’s keeping it from rolling away with her foot while he gets hammered at the hotel bar. And she’s been wearing the…

Rare enough to see any Accord of this vintage now. I'll take one. 

What bonehead brings a 400+ car to ANY dealership??

Sounds rude. 

Car and Driver couldn't do a Lighting Lap in one without it going into limp mode because of heat. Although technically, you could load one on the back of a flat deck...that would count.... 

It actually looks better when you turn the picture upside down. 

Don't kid yourself. He'll get re-elected. Just watch. 

Spirit of ecstasy kneeling. It’s a well known fact crouching with knees bent is the best way to drop a dookie.

Except the Pony was shit. 

Gears 1-3: It’s amazing any of these people believe they have any credibility and that anyone takes them seriously. And you can be sure that whatever is said in the oval office won’t survive the Trump TwitterFilter, or ‘TwitFill’, for short.

We don't always have a data plan when we cross the border. The old Garmin works in a pinch. 

I care about the name. It's like me putting a 'hybrid' sticker on my truck 'cause it has a battery. 

Toyonater. 

It just makes sense. Every time they lose people say, "man, what a stinger." 

Maybe they still aren't jeep enough. 

Tozda.

Except that the 6 competes with the Legacy. 

Window (Door Window) is one of my faves. With helpful arrow pointing to it.

Sales plunge at Infiniti? Didn't know you could sell a negative amount of cars.