The key to staying clean is to avoid the dealers and enablers that prey on those looking for a fix.

Ha! Swine swipey keyboard app autocorrect artificial intelligence thingy.

Driver assistance is for people who can’t drive.

It’s okay, for I have rescued this from a farm....

Thing about an all-original truck is that everything fails at the same time. I couldn’t afford it and the new car payments we had. Had the truck 10 years, even hit a few local shows.

I miss my '80 like you would not believe...... 

Always wanted to SE-i a hatchback version of this car. 

Okay. Put your thumb in the middle of the grille in the lead photo. Now look at the rest of the truck. That large, gaping orifice is literally the only distinctive feature on an otherwise cookie-cutter design.

My Dad had an Accord.

Typical BMW.

Nice sedan.

So shouldn't it be Opel Karl Marx? 

Sticking with endurance racing....

The fact that two of the cars are Fiats proves the whole study is crap.

Current logo can be easily modified....

And they'll have to change their name to "Median-Income Energy".

In keeping with their high-end, exclusive image they crafted out of bull patties.

Ha! If only.... 

Trump: "Mine's bigger" 

True. My friend has an '09 Corolla. High mileage, but paid for and pennies to run. He wants a new car. I say "why?". It's a work car, and you don't have debt. Save your money until it calls your bluff, then get something with what you've (hopefully) put aside.