300000kms
I can't believe it still runs either
300000kms

Well, after a crash you can conveniently sit on the self-opening tailgate to wait for the ambulance.

Not fair to pick on BMW. ALL automakers have ginormous grille/emblems that would look stupid on their older counterparts.

Haas-Bean. 

“I don't care how much mistletoe you hang off that thing. I'm a runway model and you're gross."

Yes.

Yer killing me. I've found a few, but either too far or too expensive.

Regular cab short box 4x4.

I'm sorry, but I never got past BRITISHGT.

Alonso is turning into the Elon Musk of racing. Shut up and go away.

My ancient Elantra gets 6.5....something to be said for small and light.

Big public talks drive up stock prices. 

You're right. I guess this means no Alliance.

Talks have stalled.

Which is the airbag?

This is reaching Porsche 911-levels of trim option confusion. 

I like the picture of the rescue team standing there like the crew of Spaceball One.

First gear: When I park my 96 full-size Chevy (1/2 ton reg cab shorty) next to my neighbor’s new Ram 1500, it looks like an S-10.

That's unreal. The Hall of Mediocrity.

Okay, but which would you rather see at a Radwood? TC or Cimarron?

Star to you. I'm getting to the point where I think the only thing that will kill my Elantra is someone hitting it. But it's slow, so they just go around...