She accepted the card in partial payment for a vehicle debt. She knew what she was doing the whole time. 

Best sushi I ever had was in Colorado. That’s land locked and snow locked.  

Now you just have to knock the bolts loose from the plug door and you can yeet the attackers out the opening in your Boeing. 

I wear a rhodium ring (not solid rhodium that would make this Ram seem affordable) but most of you would know it as “white gold.”

My dad bought his dream boat, a 454 equipped Donzi from the early 80s. It’s basically identical to a new 22 ft Donzi Classic but it cost all of $20k. It needed some minor upholstery work, out drive seals, respray, minor engine work, and the gauges redone but he’s in it for low $30k versus over $100k for a new one with…

If I had waited to buy a house with cash instead of a 5% DP I’d have no house. I’d also have missed out on paying just $200/month for my housing expenses due to roommates. I would’ve also missed out on selling my house for $70k profit.

Considering my wife bought our place 15 years ago and we refried to a 10 year when you could get <3% APR I’ll have to agree with you.

All the “car guy” morons that shit on EVs have absolutely gobbled up the tire wear issue. The constant “See you’re not green at all!” with their last post being a question about getting their catalytic converters removed or a burnout.

If you use Porsche’s PTS it’s most of their previous and current colors across the lineup. A body shop would be able to obtain some but it's not like this is some insane one off color. 

Movies I really like I own in physical format. Sure I could watch or stream A Knight’s Tale or the Boondock Saints movies on a million different channels or services but I bought physical copies. I also can stream really stupid movies instead of buying them. 

My 1070 still works great and cost me very little since I bought it used.

If your pair of the absolute highest spec graphics cars only last you 5 years you've fucked up. 

I’m scared to ask how much you pay for that slow Internet speed because if it’s America it’s probably close to $100/month.

What do you do for work? I'm going to steal it all and not compensate you except in exposure and vague promises of "buying it if it's good"

You said they were getting rid of their fleet in the title. 😘

I’d pay 2k for it so I could put knobby tires on it and make my friends with AWD sports cars converted to off-roaders extremely confused. 

Apparently entry level luxury is stressful and leads to excessive and irresponsible drinking. I’ll stick to my not on the list Toyota and Nissan. 

I’m shocked you didn’t put the 300ZX or 240SX on this list based on the crap criteria you used. One of these has astronomical maintenance costs and the other has a truck engine in it plus rusts like crazy.

Fox finally got it right! The wealthy are the terrorists in America! 

How does him not being drunk make this any better?!? Oh you weren’t suffering the negative effects of alcohol on decision making, reaction time, and consequence evaluation when you were speeding enough to kill 2 people? That's totally better then!