This is River (and also my other posting account that I use when not at work) with the derp turned to 11. She can do the side tongue thing really well because that’s the tooth that she broke on day 1.

Splooge and Luge

Have a great weekend yourself and if you can’t get to non local breweries you can always join a beer exchange/mailing group, alternatively there is Tavour.

I will maybe have the chance to play Elite Dangerous or Blackwake tonight. Other than that I’m spending Saturday running 8 miles, then rock climbing, followed by IKEA shopping, and ending it all with celebrating a belated St Partick’s Day. Sunday will involve an extremely long bike ride with a side of Pokémon Go…

My friend and I were playing Blackwake (highly recommend it for the hilarious death rag doll physics) and we missed the chance to be on his pirate ship by a minute or 2!

This is why we NEED 12 carrier strike groups! If we only had 10 and lost 1 of them in a China VS USA war that means we only have 90% strike capability! If we have 12 then we are still at 92% and that’s basically 100% using Common Core! Jeez you Libtards are so dumb!
We’re also going to start building those pikecrete…

You need to remind your mother that this is an effect of her terrible vote. People need to realize that they are directly responsible for this pain and suffering.

I thought Nevada was already a dumping ground for nuclear waste.

Why would they object to Yucca Mountain? It helps bring more all powerful and all knowing JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s because he’s a lizard person and they lack the required bone structure for actual smiling.

One: Of course!

I actually live in Cincinnati! We will most likely not be going to Rheingeist due to there being other breweries closer to us and Rheingeist ends up packed during events due to it being in the Over the Rhine neighborhood. Although if you haven’t been I highly recommend going there OR go on a Brew Bus…

One: valid but I’m still getting drunk with my Irish friends.

Two: That’s blatantly obvious in the USA and we’ll be drinking good beer that isn’t died green.

A large portion of Americans have such massively mixed genetic history that it is not that unlikely for them to have a few Irish ancestors.
I have friends that are direct descendants of Irish immigrants, am I allowed to celebrate their holiday with them or should I go get my own? In your same line of reasoning, STOP…

The Social Justice Bard with a Social Justice Warrior is a great team as the Bard can transfer agro to the tank while driving mobs insane with his/her terrible music.

You should try cleave tanking or using one of the skills that allows you to hit multiple targets. It increases your utility in tanking situations and allows for the grabbing of additional mobs.

You must have the very rare and very dangerous CAS. Also known as Chocolate Ass Syndrome, which is exactly what it sounds like. You need to be careful around all women, especially if one of them has a spoon. If you aren’t you might wake up with a serious case of Noassatall.

Ugh bumblebees....aka the fat SOB’s that dig holes in EVERYTHING WOOD!

The police said there was no sign of forced entry..........
You know what the cops told my friend when someone broke into their house because the door was unlocked and stole his TV, laptop, and anything else of value “You shouldn’t have left the door unlocked.”
The same applies to her and I’m sure that $200,000 in…

There are stupid clinics in TX because there are stupid rich people in TX and the USA that will pay stupid amounts of money to have smart people tell them stupid things while acting (convincingly) that they know what they are talking about.

Woot! I'm almost out of the grays on every Gawker Media site/blog! 

I actually bought all of his dad’s stock and routinely send his father reports detailing how many I made off of his incompetence. That and the fact that I am a transgender Muslim illegal immigrant who came up with the money to buy his father’s stock by defrauding the US government’s welfare system.
That’s the real…