Ah, Kinja, the great equalizer.

Mazepin takes his brand new private jet for a “spin”...

Mazepin will spin the plane while it’s still in the hanger.

A slap is much more disrespectful than a punch is. Plus, he smacked the shit out of him. 

Maybe any other Stephen Smith, but not this one. He’s a very “Rant first, details later” type of guy haha

I think you might be confused; Will Smith is a podcaster and game developer, not an actor.

Since all the tectonic plates float on magma, we all live on boats too and are not subject property tax.

Those Firestone Firehawk 500s are incredibly competent tires in the wet and dry. A can’t-be-beat combo of price and performance.

Joey Buttafuoco jokes will never go out of fashion.

Not at the moment, but maybe eventually. It would probably make it a financial mistake at that point. 

“Ride like every car on the road is actively trying to kill you.”

Do or do not. There is no try.

Loud pipes do not, in fact, save lives.

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

You are assuming facts not in evidence: that these truckers, specifically, were the majority of those transporting toilet paper and other sundries during the pandemic.

It’s a version of the Canadian:

A cyclist in DC doing something useful for a change instead of grouchily running down pedestrians on sidewalks?

I’m really stoked on this one. People used to say that Porsche “could never make an electric car that feels like a Porsche!” but it turns out... *Taycan.*

These useless piss-bathing morons are no doubt bitching about high gas prices as they waste it all day, accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Ill never forget the experience I had back when I was 19 shopping around for a 5 series in 04. I had narrowed it down to two, a private 98 540i and a dealership 99 540 with less miles. I remember showing up at the dealership to check out the car in my T-shirt and shorts with my buddy and not a single person came out…