Worst mods? 2 words... Crackle Tunes...eff them hard! I have 2 idiots in my subdivision that have them. Both are slammed and crackle non stop while driving slow (even when they think they’re going fast).

Sadly, if they ever make this “robot” the panel gaps will be a feature for those Muskanaughts looking to be “one” with their idol...

Who needs food when you have cocaine!

Don’t worry it’ll be on sale for about 30 years going by the rate at which Nissan changes models. 

Is that where the company Thule got it’s name? If so, then I learned something new today!

Same, I don’t find myself lusting after the new Mini. This however, I’d be all over this!!

Sounds like the typical Mtitsu buyer...

It’s funny cuz it’s true...I have water on my desk now, thanks for that!

The people on the flights weren’t brown enough to warrant the Marshall to leave his/her seat.

4 door ITR please! Acura, I’m begging you. I will buy it NEW! Save me from importing a JDM one! I’ll even buy it if it has the dct out of the ILX (which is actually quite good!) If you don’t make it a manual I will still buy it. Make it 4 doors so I can fit car seats in the back and my wife won’t bother me about a…

I love it! Don’t forget the Honda Accord Touring (in Canada at least) has HUD

Here I was all set to waltz into my local Porsche dealer and order this but then I saw no manual transmission...forget it! I’ll stick to my manual Accord thank you very much Porsche! You just lost a customer!

You’re not taking into account that she would not necessarily qualify for a new car loan. If her credit isn’t good chances are her debt to service ratio is probably high and adding a new car priced almost $10k above the pre-owned wouldn’t fit into the banks calculations.

I alternate between ‘My Dad Wrote a Porno’ which has nearly gotten me into a few accidents laughing so hard and ‘Mysterious Universe’ which I’ve been a subscriber for nearly a decade! 2 of the best podcasts around!

This is why I like to travel (obviously with enough money) I enjoy meeting new people and talking about random things. I have a vast arsenal of useless knowledge that my wife keeps telling me isn’t useless. Every time we go away I end up making new friends with either locals or others on vacation. The world is a…

HA! only a lesser person would settle for the paltry V8!

Not a car but this is the dumbest thing. I just started working at a dealership that also sold bikes. This dad walks in with his son and his newly minted license. He walks straight over to the bikes and says to daddy “I want this one!” The sales rep that was helping them said that is not a good choice. The kid throws…

Not a vanity plate but a boat name. I was driving home from my cottage and saw a guy with a boat named “Instead of Kids” I couldn’t stop laughing as I pointed to it and then we both broke out laughing/crying while our 2 lovely demons slept. 

This is how the “Cars” universe starts...This is their origin story.