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When did Russell Crowe start “working” for Unifor?

Best k car is like asking for the best sexually transmitted disease.

I’ve always had a soft spot for Lexus. How do you like it on a daily basis? I’m in need of a car soon and I’m keeping my options open. I would like a manual but the RC is auto only correct?:

coming from someone who has been married for a long time... Skip the bridal shower go party it up at the track.

I haven’t really lusted after a BMW in a long time but the M2 is pretty much what I’d want. As someone mentioned I’d be ok with a little less power and NA. Maybe an M2 light all the fun without the sugar

Old cars with a lot of old people this is their real logo

The only real answer is bubblegum and a few matchsticks. Combine that with a mullet that never quits and BOOM! Problem solved.

The A-10 despite being old and to some outdated is still my favourite plane. The pilots of the Warthogs will always have my respect for flying the tank of the air!

I will stand by my convictions...Simpsons references will always get a star!

HA! Finally one where I have a fantastic story.

The best part of the lead image is Kimi in the background. I can hear him saying “Why are you wasting good champagne?”

As long as there is a Gum Tape Death Match in this I’m all in!!!

My dating advice for this guy... Wear a real tie! That lead shot looks like he literaly spilt wine down the front of his shirt...

That’s all well and good but I’d like to remind Mazda that the world needs another rotary TURBO powered coupe.

It’s funny I began reading this and thought “I’d just act clumsy and drop it on the ground” good thing my wife leaves the cooking to me.

The one trick oil companies don’t want you knowing about!

Roaches! Fuck them all! I grew up in the Caribbean where the roaches woulnd’t die(plus they fly!!!). I used a whole can of Raid. A WHOLE CAN! the roaches thought I was giving them cocaine they all came out for some of that shit.

I do feel like I missed an opportunity with the IS300 but you’re right I enjoyed every moment with my WRX! I still actively discourage people from going to that dealership. Am I bitter? Get off my lawn! :D