I’m pretty sure them switches are being hit and inside nuthin’ but a G thang is blasting!

Can fit him and his Great Dane. It’s efficient and with the leftover money can buy a minivan.

Buy a VW they’re German and those Germans know how to make a reliable car. Coming from a friend who’s Jetta 1.8t didn’t have any problems just “gremlins” as he put it.

The only kind of CAFE Standards this administration will care about is how big their imported latte’s should be.

Your hate makes me stronger!

Oh Berndog...Your reign of terror will soon come to an end. Fear not Berninthorpe, you see, your eternal rays of shit can still flourish in the garden of the media! I, a humble servant of change charge you Bernstormer, to rise from this folly and seek out a new realm in which to defecate in. I will provide a reality…

It’s like you’ve summed up what I see on the highway everyday...so eloquent and poignant. A modern day Shakespeare in our midst!  

a 2000s S-Class will cost you a hell of a lot more in upkeep, these were built a little tougher. Being newer doesn’t make it better ;)

He’s open to offers...I wonder if he’ll take bits of string, some fluff, a Werthers wrapper and a generous high five?
If so you’re all invited to the best house party ever!

I was a hairs’ width from buying one of these before I bought (and subsequently sold) my ER-6N. I rode around in one and ended up with the Kawi, the SV wasn’t bad it really came down to the look and feel for me personally. The SV gets a ton of love from all those around me that either owned or test rode one. It really…

You get a star for being diabolical!

Boob magic you say? Well that would explain a lot of my actions...

Well I learned a new word today and now I can say #themoreyouknow or “ octothorp the more you know”

What about using actual Miatas as fender flares? I’m pretty sure that would break the universe!

I’m trying to star this more than once...Sadly I cannot

I see what you did there!

Kristen, you are now my favourite Jalop! When your first instinct is to game I think a solitary tear rolled down my cheek. <3

Who knows, maybe he tracked it by parking in the paddock and standing beside it and taking pictures of it with the track in the background and did a parade lap or two. Spending that little on tires would lead me to believe this is true. I’ve spent more on tires when I use to go to the track...but back then a selfie…

OMG OMG OMG!!! NP for sure!! What you’re looking at is an early version of the 911 GT program it’s so lightweight it doesn’t need an engine. It’s powered by purists’ smugness. The definitive air-cooled Porsche is staring us in the face with a low price of $26K, that has to be a typo it should read…