2wheelmission
2wheelmission
2wheelmission

Does she know that she’ll run faster if she starts on the ground?

The last auto show I attended I brought along some of my less car-nutty friends and they kept on about the girls in the booth. An acquaintance of mine was working one of the booths so when we walked up to the booth she was in they couldn’t stop oogling her. I told them that she knows more about cars than they do, and

I can second the VQ reliability, my 09 G37 has 200006 kms on it and still going. Just need to keep up with regular maintenance and enjoy. 

Or driving...or breathing

As usual the 2 wheel lovers get left out. Tissot makes some nice Moto GP inspired watches. Love me some T Touch!

I do hope that the Faygo Lexus IS is next.

Ha! a cutoff switch is too fancy, just don’t use the brakes!

Isn’t that the new Porsche Dumpster I hear it’s replacing the Boxster

The adulation of the internet is what sustains my life force. Without it I will be a nobody, but with it I’m a mighty warrior who tears across the galaxy while making sweet sweet love to many a 3 tittied woman!

AHAHAHAHAHAH! I drink more because I have 2 kids now. They are nice for a few minutes then, out of nowhere a thunder clap will emerge from my living room and it’s these 2 hellions that I love dearly stomping around and throwing shit!

Don’t worry natural selection will take care of that.

I look forward to the day where all my fucks have been given and I can wear an Aloha shirt without having to defend said shirt. I sport them on occasion but spend more time explaining as to why I’m wearing one.

Ahh to be the son of rich parents...I was always told that money can’t buy love, but it sure does buy a hell of a race car which I would totally love

I use to think of it as a trophy wall. I’m much more mature now...I think,

It’s a shame I can only give you 1 star! I miss my single days with a folder on my pc called “EX Files” which housed some rather untoward pictures of my exes...I’ve since wiped the HD because I don’t want my kids to happen upon it one day.

extra cool?! To pick up the mail easier? Just so you can say “got JDM?” I agree tho a USDM would work better but chances are won’t be as clean.

It will indeed! unless he is Zdeno Chara then he needs a school bus.

Tom, whenever you do one of these segments just shoot me a msg I will bring the awesome I swear!