HAHAHAHAHA! In all seriousness, that poor BMW most likely had a malfunctioning douche nozzle. Isn’t that covered under warranty?

mmmm love me some Marisa T! She still looks amazing, but when I go back and watch this movie I tell the wife I need some alone time.

That’s my thoughts exactly $5k less and NP all day. Also nice choice onthe LGT wagon!! They look fantastic!

I’m pretty sure having the internet qualifies everyone as a CEO of a major company, or at least a seat on the board. So judge away my friends judge away!

I know them as endo’s too. Also the one you’re refering (hehehe) is Indo :)

I knew a guy lets call him “Ray”, parents bought a house in our area and sent Ray and his sister to live there (from Hong Kong), needless to say there was a lot of money. Ray on his 16th birthday went out and bought a 190e 2.3 16. He then proceeded to add the Evolution body kit to it along with a better suspension and…

I laughed! You sir get a star!

you’re reading it wrong...he was up every hour from 9pm until 4:30 and then decided to sit up and play.

What about an early S4...they’re inexpensive to buy and with the $10,000-$15,000 extra you can use towards fixing it every time is breaks down.

Hahaha I was going to say I learned how to heel-toe by accident. I wear a 14 shoe so I had no choice...especially the newer STi’s I’m pretty sure my 1 foot can cover all 3 pedals they are so close.!

Tic Tac for sure...seriously secrets on the internet last I checked that ain’t so bad. I’d probably end up running (and winning) the Presidential race. Plus, can my secrets really be worse than what’s out there already for some?

Oh I’m counting down the years...I will have my revenge! Maybe I’ll take up the bagpipes? I’m sure I can learn that fairly fast.

And the segment had him doing Tae Kwon Do which is S. Korean

Damnit if I didn’t spit out my water onto my laptop! Last night my little terror...er...baby would fall asleep so soundly and then I think to myself I can actually go to bed early...ish. That little shit woke up every hour and from 4:30am to 6:00am playing in his crib and laughing (I assume at me)

2001 XJ8 Vanden Plas. I was told that I had to get something more...reliable and less old. My then girlfriend (now wife) was right it was a unreliable and expensive ride, but man did it glide over the road. The bright side is now I’m married and she understands my love of cars/bikes so I don’t get the third degree if…

They can’t ticket what they can’t catch! In all fairness, this is where your money goes. Into sneakier ways to catch you the people who pay for their toys. In my area the amount of UC Explorers are insane, they also have a pickup with a cap on the back that nails a ton of people. If they used half of this money into…

I had one too it had the smoke all around it and an 80's bikini wearing pancake boob having blonde model laying on it...I remember covering her up with a picture of a 959

If this was in my neck of the woods I’d have it in my driveway! NP for sure, my first thought would be LS swap like many are saying but then a little voice popped into my head and said RB25 swap might be interesting too...well all I can do is dream anyways.

Speaking as someone who works in a dealership in sales I can actually use my experience for something positive this time!

It’s true! No one really wants to admit it even though they are damn quick! I think what makes them feel faster though is the shoddy build quality,my buddy had one that would rattle, squeak, hum, and shimmy when he got on the throttle. It did make for bigger smiles when you know it might detonate at any second...you…