Those are all secret Ford Mustangs coming out of a C & C

The parameters are wrong...he doesn’t know that all answers are the Miata. Need a pickup truck? Miata! Need a sedan? No you don’t you need Miata. Need a colonoscopy? Miata...see it fits all :)

Oh hai! Thought I’d pop in here because there was a survey about cars.

That is the standard count by which I judge my horn. However, when in Montreal that count is shortened to one-one thousand two- horn!!!! HORN!!!!!!

I wired mine so that when I see a good looking car coming up I can wink at it. Or if it’s a beige Camry I can put all my lights on so to shame it! It’s the automotive version of Tinder.

Hahahaha that got me in trouble when I was testing a new model for my job which was showing off the traction control, we were told to lift as the instructor pulled the handbrake so the TC would try to fix it. I owned a WRX at the time so I was use to powering through. First pass powered through got yelled at, second…

Does said super car come in brown? Diesel? The seating position looks similar to how I prepare to get on my old clothes from high school back when I was actually fit.

After my last hearth attack the doctors put a stint in called chimney? Anyways it works wonders

FXXK obviously.

Generally I think it’s to consume the most amount of coffee/energy drinks. I could never sleep the night before because of my eagerness, then it would turn into mid day crash (body not car) then after draining Columbia’s of it’s finest bean I’d be back at it only to head to the bar after it’s done and relive the glory…

I think we’re all missing the point...it’s a mallet not a hammer. How dare this website sully the good name of hammers! #hammerlivesmatter

Gosh darn those are some sexy wheels!!!! I also love the fact that the sign above is Volvo!

I aim to please! :D

Feelings...feelings were damaged bro! The brim of my Monster hat is no longer flat bro that’s how much it hurt!:)

Oh gawd!! Socks with Crocs are an affront to all that is good! Crocs in general are gross (comfy but gross)!!

I was referring to the comments when I meant NA :)

I was referring to the comments...guess I should’ve been more clear. I was typing and pooping

A thicker skin is needed by most North Americans, I’ve traveled quite a bit and encounter racism quite overtly all the time. Just keep smiling and nodding even though you know exactly what they’re saying. Also printing mix ups are pretty common... it can be hilarious though!

A melding of the minds between Toyota and BMW...I think I’ve seen that before.

I’d love to see Overlord Bernie gone...but the truth is he will outlive all of us because that is what cockroaches do.