Owned for nearly 8 years, probably drivable about half that. But when it’s going, it is a riot.

It’s because you want rain to come into the car even after you’ve put it back up, forever and ever.

D.B. Pooper

200 years from now, it might look something like this:

“At the end of the day, we just couldn’t walk away from mutual alliteration.”

—Buffalo Bills Personnel Person on sudden signing of Tyrod Taylor

They serve two purposes: