I drove myself to the hospital with a dislocated shoulder because I was afraid of the ambulance bill.

It’s amazing I pay taxes so that someone can have a job that involves tweeting about the risk of flames causing flammable liquids to ignite.

The kick was childish but also absolutely glorious.

Nothing about her demeanor suggests she is rational or even pleasant to be around.

Name checks out lol

As punishment, they should make all of these guys patrol for parking tickets in Cozy Coupes for some extended period.

The “this vehicle is too big” complaint is just a tired trope that’s easy to pick up if you’re not really into cars but you need to write about them.

I get that. I’d definitely recommend you give oyster and lobster a try tho.

They will look to intent. If you’re operating like a firearm dealer then you get in trouble for not being licensed.

Oysters are pretty tasty my guy

If you’re a sales guy and someone comes to you clearly with the intent to shop you against the next eleven dealerships for the absolute lowest price, there’s a good chance you’re just not going to get sales people interesting in putting much effort in. It’s a low probability sale for them and they know they’ll have to…

Back in the good ole days, you used to get a shotgun for opening a bank account. Now you can’t even buy a machine gun from a felon at your local Ford dealership. Man I just hate these liberals so much!

ACKTCHUALLY - it’s a machine PISTOL which is TOTALLY different from a machine GUN. I’m pretty pro 2a, but it always perplexes me how gun dudes fixate on the naming nuances.

I had a coworker from South Africa and his parents had their home invaded and they were tied up and robbed. Pretty crazy.

I had to show my 70 year old uncle that video for him to finally comprehend the purpose of a crumple zone.

No kidding. Aside from having balls of steel while driving, he got out of that van prepared to do violence.

I hate the invasion of privacy, but I love apple carplay too much to give it up.

My school’s parking was a few hundred per semester. This was ‘08-’13 too.

I kind of like it on their offroad trims. I can see how it might be polarizing, though.

That last point is the money shot. I live in Denver and I’d consider a pretty significant pay cut to have every weekend be a three day. So much easier to get into the mountains for a trip with that schedule.