Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

“They fucking rock and generally seem to be good role models for little girls.”

This. I’m actually disgusted she’s still on the team

Billy is the sports-radio-call-in-guy of Deadspin.

With at least 3 different sentences of 80+ words. Yikes.

Took Billy longer than expected to bash American soccer again.

Euro Trip was one of those movies that was so fucking stupid, it quickly became one of my favorites.

I’m not American and I don’t even live there so I am far from an expert, but under Bob Bradley I always thought the US team looked very good tactically and seemed to punch above their raw talent level. Yet it seems USMNT fans were forever complaining about him. Do US fans look at him with a bit better attitude now?

I think the biggest issue with him is that he manages the lineups like a drunk dude playing FIFA: they are never the same, so there is no chemistry at all, and he plays guys in unfamiliar positions all the fucking time.

MLS is getting with the program. The academy system only came into being in 2008, and it has already helped produce a player (Yedlin) that was on a World Cup roster. There are (at least) 77 academy graduates on active MLS rosters.

The Batmobile’s dope this time. He’s fine. It’s fine. Honestly, he’s the least of your problems.

When all else fails, remember: Zack Snyder is, has been, and will be a hack director.

It’s a Zack Snyder movie. Being bad is a given. DC are idiots. Also a given.

As much as the Ricketts family sucks politically, I do give them credit for letting Theo be Theo, which in turn means letting Joe be Joe. They’re selling tickets and merchandise, and now winning ball games, too.

But, they're paying for it themselves. Trump would have negotiated a much better deal, forcing the rooftop owners to pay for it. He makes the best deals. Also, hi-def is nice, but it's severely lacking in beautiful gold. And while that wall is large, it is in no way yuuuge.

You’d think Trump would be thrilled with the Ricketts; they had a quasi-legal immigrant problem, and they built a wall to fix it.

The Joe Maddon Cubs are the closest we’ll ever get to the “Major League” Indians and I love it so much.

Billy is just very anti-MLS and anything American really

He’s not considered the next world’s best, he’s just a kid trying to do the best he can. The writer is just trying to be snarky, which is difficult because the only person on this site who knew anything about soccer got a better job

No, Billy is just a hack