I’d just like to say as a Jets fan that I am tremendously excited to be watching such a distinguished rivalry game this Sunday morning at 9. Everton vs. Liverpool has all the ingredients to be a great game.

I am so glad my state (WA) outlaws daily fantasy, because the only thing more insufferable than a dipshit 12 on Sunday would be a dipshit 12 who had nothing but Seahawks on his Draftkings team.

“We’re basically trying to replicate everything that we’re doing here over there.”

I prefer my posters for a convoluted meandering movie to be stark and to the point.

ISIS does have a team. They go by the Cardinals.

Given that she is startled by something hung by a horse, she must be dating that Blue Jays fan.

Another classic segment of “Charlotte’s Web Gems.”

Marry me, fart.

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

“That decision you made in 2019 was a major red flag for us.” - my wife’s divorce attorney, September 2021

“I’m very frustrated by that. Out of the need to be secret, we’re not actually able to get everything we need to do our jobs as well as we could, and as someone who has been doing it for 35 years, I find it very frustrating.”

Jon Snow Stark lives!!

She put up more of a fight than the team did.

O-O-P-S, OOPS! OOPS! OOPS!

It’s a normal thing, with the Jets, seeing a fumble caused by an asshole.

I work in financial services, a bastion of white conservative Republicans. I’ve seen an interesting shift there and it’s away from this sort of bullshit. The most conservative woman I know recently said something I found interesting: “The social issues are done. We’re finished there. The Supreme Court has made that…

Yeah, but how far can he pu ...

Wolf of wall street. Not the margot robbie nude scene, but the part where Jonah whips it out.