The story is that Dewey is WILLING to be president.

Have the Rockets won a championship in the last 20 years? Are they really the benchmark of forward thinking franchises?

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

I have worked in a union, it did nothing but hold me back. i got some certifications and left and now make over twice as much money. unions are shit, they only help people who do not want to help themselves.

That was hardly a takedown of Bernie Sanders, Albert, it was more of an "America is so fucked-up and racist even socialist hero Bernie Sanders can't save it" piece. You guys have been creaming your jeans over Bernie ever since he started gaining steam. I agree with WarpedCore-this is so far from what I want out of…

Really Deadspin? I used to love coming to this site because it was about sports. Now, we pile on failed politicians? At least if you are going to post such crappy journalism, do it down the middle so we can compare notes. The whole Email scandal with Hilary has to have some legs on it, right? Make it fun for all.

You’re here for the dick pics, right?

Ragnar will regret switching agents from Steve The Pragmatic to Boras The Untrustworthy.

Fuck off with your liberal bullshit agenda

You want Scott Walker to die? On what planet is that okay for you to write? You are a complete asshole and deadspin should issue an apology to Scott walker on your behalf.

He needs to be careful. The last time a Tiger hit that many holes that hard, his career was never the same again.

Is “Stick to sprouts” your final answer?

I like it better when you write about food.

This photograph does not look real; there’s something wrong with it. I just can’t put my finger on it.

I’m impressed he ate a quarter. Johnny Manziel has yet to show he can even handle a nickel.

Doctor: Like they say, that and a quarter will get you a cup of coffee.

I think this also happened to Rex Ryan when he was young — he learned from an early age how to get a shitty quarter back.

The first time in quite a while a Bills quarterback successfully passed an entire quarter.

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

Seriously, most conspiracies can be disregarded just by that fact that it would require a level of competence that can never be present in a government.