The Patriots are that guy in co-ed softball who played a little college baseball, wears batting gloves and sneaks in an illegal bat that hits balls 100 feet over the fence. Sure with a normal bat they’d go 30 feet over and he’s still the best on the field but FUCK HIM. He also slides into a girl at 2nd base with his…

What did he do? Killed them all, of course.

At this point, I almost don’t care if this story is true (It is). Watching Pats fans live down to the stereotypes with hysterical commenting is reward enough.

What did he do? He rocked this motherfuckin’ look.

If Belichick had anything to say about it, his god damn job!