I am still so thoroughly confused why this movie is happening, and why the people making it happen are making it happen.

Oh Snap!

THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING TO ME BITCH

Asian.

Seconded. There were good moments here and there and then just long stretches of nothing. To me, the show finally got interesting when - SPOILERS! - Mariah went to jail and became the boss by brutally killing the woman who was in charge. And that was the last episode. I wish that had happened halfway through; I can…

Yeah, but he looks gaunt and not particularly healthy. My first thought on seeing this season's version was that I hope he doesn't have cancer.

There is absolutely no excuse for Abby’s hideous hair this season.

I was all pumped to hear Curtis Mayfield in the opening. Sure Elvis Costello is cool and all but that chugging bass of season one’s theme was a weekly highlight for me.

See, FRANKIE is like this blustery asshole
But VINNIE is, like, an asshole full of bluster

I know it’s only 1977 in this season, yet I’m already feeling dread at what lies ahead for these characters. I’m going to be REALLY fascinated to see if/how this show tackles the AIDs epidemic. NYC was one of the first cities, along with LA and San Fran where AIDS was first noticed by doctors, beginning in mid 1981 to…

Krumholtz appears to have lost approximately one Krumholtz in weight.

David Berkowitz confessed to the Son of Sam killings, stating that he acted under instructions from a demon impersonating his neighbor’s dog.

I’m pretty sure it’s ‘the new Sam Worthington’, and Joel Kinnaman and Charlie Hunnam are way out in front.

He’s the new Jai Courtney.

This movie looks like it’s just the kind of dumb fun that the franchise began as. A bunch of cartoonish bad asses taking on an alien killing machine.

Gala to Red Delicious: how do you like THEM apples?

Hot take prediction: Smith will be Rey’s father AND mother.

His British accent can only mean one thing... REY’s FATHER WHO WAS A REALLY IMPORTANT JEDI!!!!!