Elizabeth Banks has a great agent, because until yesterday I wasn’t aware she had anything to do with this turd.

ffs let things end people. Veronica Mars Season 3 wasn’t even that good.

If you had told me after the first Thor that Chris Hemsworth would end up anchoring a massive crossover superhero movie with his comedic timing and emotional range, I would have been...skeptical. But he was almost the MVP of Infinity War. I was stunned, even after enjoying the hell out of Ragnarok.

It’s an oral history, too. 

Please post your “LEAVE SARAH ALLOOONNNNEEEE” video.

People aren’t wrong that his base won’t care, but it’s useful to remember that he won by 77,000 votes across three states.

A rich white lady with thin skin? Man, I believe it when I see it.

Y’know, I was just about to say that I wonder if anyone will take this seriously, and here you are, taking it seriously on an article that literally comes out and says, “Hey check out this satire of liberal commentators’ stories about the rest of the country.”

Pretty sure he’s satirizing that sort of urban elitist mentality.

“This guy, however, is a grade A asshole. “Har har look at Pennsylvania, they only eat at highway rest stops and have no fine dining!” Yeah, good job asshat, that’ll show ‘em!”

It’s almost as if you’re saying libertarians don’t give much of a fuck about anything except themselves.

That’s because libertarianism as a philosophy isn’t any deeper than “Waahhh! Leave me alone!”

I could understand Teller not wanting to say anything, but Penn? For shame!

“If Donald Trump had not become president, I would tell you all the stories. But the stakes are now high and I am an unreliable narrator.”

...so the stakes are higher, therefore detailing how Trump is racist/homophobic/sexist is less important? God, looks like Penn’s libertarianism and tv show isn’t the only bullshitty…

Just so we’re clear, most of this backlash is apparently from left-wing people unhappy that this actress isn’t woke enough for their standards.

“Go do the voodoo that you do!!”

“Bushmaster died on the way back to his home planet”

I did not like the whole Jared/Holden thing at all. Seemed a little TOO much. However, that line and the subtle delivery of it killed me.

“How would you like to die today, motherfucker?”