What “Law Enforcement” has become in this country is a disgrace.

CBP and ICE are stuffed with roid freaks and they personally all need fired. That entire branch is rife with shitheels and assholes.

The Saturday before Christmas that year was the 19th. I don’t see why December 19th, six days before Christmas is a time when “no one” would be watching. Nor do I see why the Sunday before MLK day would be. It’s not like that weekend is a major travel weekend. Also, by that time Sanders was already well-established…

Right, it was the “scheduling debates” part of it, and not Bernie basically abandoning the South and conceding all the southern states to Hillary in the vain hopes that he could make up the numbers elsewhere. Because the thing a wise, smart politician wins a Democratic primary is by ignoring black and brown folks in…

No fucking kidding man.

Honestly, it says a lot about Sanders and his potential supporters if their attention span could so easily be derailed by a football game.

A contentious primary is fine. Moving the date of the convention up to give more time to focus on the general election, especially when running against an incumbent who will likely face no serious primary threat, is also fine. This article is stupid.

For sure it’ll be because somebody “put their finger on the scale” by forcing millions more people to vote for the other person over the course of 50 states and six months.

Trump, Fox News, conservative talk radio, and the modern Republican party are fucking bloodhounds. The House Majority Leader is trying to derail the Mueller investigation using a couple of text messages from FBI agents as pretext. They spent 8 years eviscerating Obama and Hillary Clinton over the most minor of issues.…

This is just never going to stop, huh? An anodyne story about the convention being moved up for perfectly innocent reasons turns into yet another bitchfest about the 2016 primaries. Just pure uncut Splinter. I have to say, I do love the preview of the whining you will be doing if your preferred candidate doesn’t win…

Uh, dude, sure it may be slightly ever so slightly inconvenient to find a quarter, because change is rare to some, but you get your quarter back when your return the cart. I mean sure, some could give a rats ass about the quarter because they’re too lazy to go back but, it’s more of a deposit so you return the cart.

Further proof of two things.

I hate when men do that too.

Asking for her consent first?

What is the proper protocol for grabbing a woman’s pussy?

I will bring a cheese plate and a tasteful collection of throwing stars.

A little bit of etiquette knowledge and it’s use, wouldn’t hurt 90% of all Americans. We’ve become a tribe of boorish savages. And it’s getting worse.

People are weirdly bad at handshakes. Two pumps, smile, disengage.