Lift midcorner. This has little to do with the amount of power and everything to do with the combination of rear weight bias and lack of stability control.

This is just God’s way of smiting Southerners who eat at IHOP over Waffle House.

Funny.

Don't tell me, lemme guess.... A/C only needs a recharge, right?

You can run rich all day long. You can run lean once.

Conjecture from having just having bought a car with a weird infotainment screen:

I read every word of this, but the real gem is at the end with the floor mounted telephone line.

It’s important to keep your headlights cool when not in use.

No Costco!??? What madness? How do you subsist without free daily food samples?

It's a fucking Carrera GTS with stripes and a little plaque on the dash. Jesus.