I think I know said idiot and I’m vexed but I think it’s safe to confirm he’s an idiot.

Altering the ball a/la baseball? The baseball hasn’t been altered, what are you talking about??

Oh man he knew he hit it, soccer bros throughout the country were high fiving and suckin’ on the wine coolers.

Clint knew he hit it perfectly, you can tell by his reaction once he put the boot to it. Messi would have been pissed after he hit it because he knew he started it too far inside the post. Ronaldo would have been looking for someone to blame.

There have been many “takes” on the USMNT in the Copa, most if not all of the takes have been tragically clueless. What Clint did with that free kick was awesome and in most games would have resulted in a goal. If Messi takes that same free kick it’s likely 2.5 feet to the right and ends up in the back of the net. If…

Messi would have put that rock 2.3 feet to the right and ruffled the net. Ronaldo would have put that rock 12 feet to the right and blamed his coach with arms above his head blaming everyone but him for his failure.

I’m watching on FX but my sound is coming from my man Javier, even if I didn’t speak this goes to 11 Spanglish it beats the fuck out of the FX feed.

Bud, relax, I’ve been a fixed and rotary wing pilot in the military for over 20 years. Did I raise an eyebrow at the ridiculous concept of one helo “towing” another? Of course I did - just like you and any other aircrew familiar with what was described in the article.

Love that silly bitch like a brother, was that not clear? Maybe I should re-read what I posted?

Got to admit you made me laugh bro and the star was a nice touch. You’re still a pretentious twat though.

I’m always game for watching Ronaldo run around gesturing and complaining like the silly bitch he is on the off chance he’ll take a time out from posturing and do something magical.

You’re right it was the other way around and his injury was to the only part of his body he’s not allowed to legally use. I think any elite athlete worth his/her salt would fight to stay on the field (pitch if you’re so inclined) in that circumstance. Hope he’s all right.

Ronaldo’s a silly diva bitch. If you’re not Portuguese or a fan of Real and you think Mr Fancy Pants is a better baller than the little Argentinian magician then you’re no better than a crack addled road whore.

It’s a well known fact sonny jim that anyone driving a hummer or a pickup with a lift kit is a scum suckin’ pinhead with a lousy physique.

Twat

Good of you to lower yourself to help someone out of the grey, fuckin’ twat.

Is life fun as a pretentious, sanctimonious twat?