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If I recall correctly, there was a scene early on in the series where Rick was putting newspaper or something of the sort in the hat so Carl (Coral) could wear it. I think.

Yes, but what about Sexual Chocolate?  Can there be a sequel without Randy Watson.  Because, god damn that boy good.

I’m pretty sure the free speech bit was a direct riff on LeBron James and his China bullshit.  Cartman even references the financial aspects like LeBron.

Jason Garrett must have some really damning photos of Jerry Jones.

Many, many moons ago I worked as a valet in and around Hollywood/Beverley Hills. I had the pleasure of being around Henry Winkler a couple of times. He is the nicest, most humble and down to earth guy I’ve ever been around.

What’s the best way for me to be never be called a name again?

I’m all done with Tarintino.

Lazar continues to explain that, in his expert opinion, there aren’t any “aliens or alien technology located [at the base]”

Well done, kid.  Well done indeed.

Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

My mom and dad went to the Anti-Vaccine conference and all I got was this lousy case of measles.  

Santos L Halper

So...are ya Chinese or Japanese?

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My mom introduced me to the Carol Burnett gang when I was little.  I still love how hard they tried to break the others.  This clip is just classic.

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I think I’ll go home tonight and see how well this syncs up with Dany getting a bit testy on her remaining dragon. Maybe it’s like Dark Side/Wizard of Oz.  If nothing else, it should be cool as shit.

Congratulations to San Jose for their “I’d like to speak to the manager” victory.

Fleetwood Mac says hi.

Does the Rule of 3 count in Westeros?  Or did Gendry really score three times?