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I’m not some kind of creepy frog fucker, but $20 is $20.

I never thought I’d see anything like when ESPN had countless Tim Tebow articles and segments on TV in 2011. Then GMG fell in love with AOC.

I think there are quite a few Democrats who feel like Robert California when he realized Kevin really was just talking about cookies.

I choose to believe that Bert is always grumpy because he’s tired of helping Ernie bury dead hookers.

I’m going to have to search those out.

Coven’s “One Tin Soldier” is just begging for a kick ass metal cover.

Urban Meyer told him that when the time comes to lick her where she pees.  And Tim got grossed out and said, “Eeeewwww.  I’m not licking her toilet.”

Harnell is a take him or leave him kind of singer for a lot of folks.  I get that.  I’ve been a fan since the 80s and Tell No Tales.

Solidarity?

Based on their previous albums, I don’t think so. Man, I hope not.

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Not sure how many fans of...how to best describe them...polished, melodic European hard rock, but I’m really looking forward to Starbreaker’s new album coming in a couple of weeks. One of former TNT vocalist Tony Harnell’s side gigs. Great guitars from Magnus Karlsson.

She’s stealing jokes for two now.

Gimme a bottle of tattoo brightening balm...and a glazed donut...to go.

Nice.

I thought Judas Priest was pretty close a year or so ago and then they weren’t even up for a vote this year.  Damn shame.

I don’t know why, but Kenny flipping off his old man while digging through his bike parade boxes was hilarious to me. It was the throw away gag I loved.

It was probably more about the copious amounts of ejaculate he insisted on adding in every drawing.

I like to go to crowded bonfires and yell, “THEATER!

Exactly.  This piece is so god damned intellectually dishonest.  It was the “whatever” comment that got folks the most pissed and to intentionally leave it out of the story is garbage writing.  

I’ve never seen someone reply to an out of the office email before.