Seriously. The first time I heard Uptown Funk, I initially thought it was a Morris Day song.

Morris Day is the guy who should be suing everybody. It seems like every other song my middle school students tell me they love sounds like an “Oak Tree” rip-off.

Now if only we could get some research into curing our swampy period shits, ladies would be set AM I RIGHT?

Who knows? Thing is, I think Kara is too young to remember that people clutching their pearls over music is nothing new. Ten years ago, remember the uproar the Dixie Chicks caused? People were gathering their CDs to trash them? Twenty years “gangster rap” and “sex rap” bands like 2 Live Crew had a whole court fiasco…

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I can't...stop watching...this gif...it's everything to me.

I wonder the nationality of the person who refused to let someone use the phone and the nationality of the father. I also think there is a very special place in hell for those who refuse to help other’s in an emergency. I think people should be publicly shamed for being assholes.

Uhh, #momgoals anyone? If I ever have a little one I’m going to see if I can twirl the kid off my nipple like pasties in a saucy Vegas show.

RIGHT? Is this Fox or the fucking CW?

Your kitties are smarter than that, they will take out life insurance THEN eat your corpse

Mariah Carey is Miss Piggy in human form.

I got in a solid 30 seconds of “well helooooo, Tarzan” before the horrible niggling part of me wondered where Tarzan gets trousers.

You know, I don’t understand why LB would remind its customers that they aren’t thought of as “equal” when working to revitalize their image. Shit like that and the whole Real Woman campaign may have worked in the nineties and naughties, but plus-size women have had far better options for a couple of years now. LB…

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