Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

WHOA MAN, thanks for your wonderful ahistorical take that fails to take into account party realignment. Fuck off.

To be fair, most white people are comfortable with jokes about race as long as they’re the ones making it, not the ones receiving it. At least from my experience. Props to Wilmore though. His show deserves more recognition than it gets.

Team builds wall around Vincent Velazquez.

impressive, but still nowhere close to the biggest flop by a Browns draft pick.

“Scooby! I told you i filled the pool last night” - Mrs. Wright

i’ve done this....hopefully he didn’t have his iphone in his pocket like i did

Which, proving he’s a perfect fit, failed.

Drafted by the Browns?

Safest water he’s going to see in a long time.

Deadcast yesterday: “We don’t cover ads like this on our site."

Good thing Dick Jauron wasn’t on the panel

“I’m the same person I’ve always been.”

Actually, I think the best model for all would be fore boosters to pay the players and allow personal sponsorship. That way, universities can keep their hands clean while boosters can do what they always want to do, to directly support the program.

If my grandfather had known anything about football, was Italian, wasn’t a roaring racist or unable to control his bouts of violence, and hadn’t died from cirrhosis when I was ten, this could totally be him, as he to was an old guy with glasses. Memories.

I’m not so sure this team is as obviously talented as you say. Other than James Harden, the Rockets are filled with guys well past their primes and JAGs.

Let me preface this by saying child porn is bad and those who create and distribute it should be punished harshly.

NEVER FORGET!

Oh gosh, George Washington was a slave owning terrorist against the British? Remember kids, the winners write history... which apparently Tim here doesn’t care to read