Griffin hurt his quad carrying the Clippers for 3 minutes. It was a little too much of a burden for him.

I think they move on from Griffin at this point. As good as he is, he doesn’t have the type of game that will age well once his athletic ability starts to decline and frankly the situation where he beat the shit out of a Clippers employee is really ugly no matter how people want to spin it.

DeAndre Jordan: I think it’s safe to say that both of you are going to be terribly missed.

“Welcome to the fuckin’ show, Ballmer.”

Two old white dudes screaming at each other about something that 94% of the population either doesn’t understand or doesn’t give a shit about.

I’ve occasionally had the same reaction towards his uncle Phil.

I’d write my senator to complain about this but I don’t know who he is either

Somewhere, Jordan is drinking a very expensive scotch and just muttering to himself, “you pussy” as he watches news of Curry.

Other than rest it won’t really matter. Game 1 of the next round is happening on either May 3, 4 or 5. I don’t know when, but it’s planned as if every series goes 7 games.

Wet spots are the worst, that’s why I invested in a kingsize bed.

Sam Bradford is 28 years old. If he does things right, he can get another solid 10 years out of his career as an “Itinerant Veteran QB Mentor.” Mentor Wentz for a season or two, then move to the next sad-sack franchise that has drafted a hotshot rookie that they want to learn from a seasoned pro. Market yourself that…

Bradford is so out of touch with the league that he requested a trade back to St. Louis.

More surprising is that Sam Amick did the exact same thing, and even had the gall to retweet Broussard’s credit tweet this morning, without ever actually retweeting the guy who took the photo. I thought Amick was a legit journalist?

UFC so aggressively reports alleged copyright violators on Twitter that they reported themselves.

Poor kid, now he has to go get a real job now.

Maybe under Broussard’s shitty belief system, he thinks retweeting a man is considered a homosexual act?

Dive?

They knew it was a stolen car, that’s all they needed to know. This wasn’t some white teenage blonde who accidentally drove into a pond, this was a “criminal”, and no doubt in their mind likely a minority, and as a result their assessment of acceptable “risk” changed.

A good start?

Yeah, because they wouldn’t be out stealing cars and running from the police in the first place.