I have a stress pimple on my nose - right where my glasses sit. 😩

It doesn’t help that my post-election diet is Jack in the Box and other fast food that I hardly ever eat. Gas ho!

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.

Barron has the look of a kid who skins live squirrels.

So about that...after her speeches leaked and everything Bernie claimed was in them turned out to be a lie...I don’t have many nice things left to say about Bernie Sanders as a person or a politician.

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

No, we wouldn’t.

Yes, because Bernie would have done better on Tuesday.

If I were Rosie O’Donnell, I’d be terrified right now.

I don’t want to say that I am glad that I wasn’t the only one who thought this, because this wave of misplaced anger is astounding.

I cut someone off for it. She blames everyone and takes no responsibility for her actions. Yet it is somehow minorities that keep her family down when they refuse to get even an associate’s degree. There are no decent jobs there without something more than a high school diploma. There hasn’t been a long time before…

You lie down with bigots, you wake up wearing a hood.

I blame both. I blame those who didn’t vote, and those who voted for Jill Stein but who are now out in the streets protesting. What on god’s green fucking earth were they thinking? Did they think this was some kind of game? Did they think this was an episode from House of Cards, where they could shut down the…

The Circle KKK - the Aryan 7/11.

Don’t you mean “syntaKKKs”?

As opposed to the smoldering tire fire that we’ve been for a good long time.

I do not blame those that voted third party as they got up and stated their view. I do blame the 45% of Americans that couldnt be bothered to get off their ass and vote. Just pisses me off that we end up with this dangerous clown because of it.

Congratulations on officially achieving dumpster fire status, America.

the Ekkkonomy is super important tho