Yes, there are definitely some specific crimes that can’t be prosecuted if you’re too intoxicated to form the requisite intent. It’s called the “intoxication defense” and it applies only to crimes requiring what’s known as “specific intent” to do something.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Jesus is punishing you for touching yourself.

Pants are hard some days. It is known.

I always knew I liked you. We should possibly hang out some time. But I’ve got this thing this weekend.

I’ve taken this advice my whole life. Eventually, one of two things happen:

You DON’T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE’S FOOD. How is this still not understood?

You earned it!

Oh please. Everyone knows cosplayers bang each other in costume.

Otherwise there would be no point. Right?

:p

I had been planning on saving this for SNS, but here’s a dick in a box for hijacking purposes.

Credit to Dan Le Batard for his willingness to call this out on his radio show today.

Yeah, this is such a stupid fucking controversy every time it pops up. It is really none of our business whether someone who comes to the United States to live speaks English. That is not a requirement to stay here (nor should it be). Learning a new language as an adult is very difficult. It is between that person and…

There is a reason many foreign born players use interpreters. The main reason is to avoid talking to douche nozzles such as Exhibit A; Todd. I find it hilarious when idiots get the blow off of a one word answer after asking some long winded tripe.

Pete Rose can eat shit.

Oddly enough, two rats fucking in a wool sock is how we got Todd Grisham in the first place.

The problem is that you think “Ichiro is the hit king” is a joke.

Ichiro is the fucking man.

Clemente? Though he was, of course, a US citizen from birth, being born in Puerto Rico.

I spent a lot of time between Alaska and Seattle since 2001. He was bigger than the game in the Pac NW. I remember his image being on the side of tall buildings and everywhere you looked. He will always be one of my favorite players. Anyway, congrats my man.

August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.