I’ve never waited that long to eat Chinese.......

Saddest Bastard You’ve Ever Seen Almost Dies Turns Into Steve Buscemi While Waiting 10 Days in Airport For Internet Girlfriend.

eh... it will be less shitty than swimming at the olympics.. and still a better love story than twilight... so hey it aint all bad

The messages were coming from the basement!!!!

If a man cannot wait until his woman finishes picking out shoes and putting on makeup, he truly does not deserve her.

Loser back home + yellow fever = sexpat/”English teachers”/losers like this

I clicked on it to make sure it wasn’t me.

I dunno. You should demand your money back.

Jalopnik isn’t cooperating with uploads right now. So if I’ve posted the same thing multiple times, I’m sorry.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Sometimes the thing that almost killed you probably just should have killed you.

Did they ever find out if the girl was real? My money is on “No”.

When decades of “government is the problem” rhetoric, combined with virulent anti-intellectualism, combined with worship of business enterprise above social good, combined with continual stoking of racist, sexist, xenophobic fear and hatred all finally coalesce into the puffed-up tangerine spectre of Donald Trump—the…

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I believe muggers can be dissuaded based on your Kinja. Print out some of your most starred comments and whenever you get attacked, show them how many stars you got. Kinja stars def translate into real world respect.

I thought Sochi was a shit hole of an Olympic host. Didn’t think anyone can top that. Thanks Brazil for proving me wrong.

It's the only way to stop a bad guy with a Bud Lite Lime.

I have a feeling he’ll find a way to overcome this relatively small obstacle in his path.