Dude’s so dumb probably couldn’t point out the US on a map.

The dumbfuck can’t even read, so of course he wants to dismantle the Constitution! He wants it so that it can fit into a 140-character tweet.

Can Hawaii join?

The only thing required for evil to win is for good people to do nothing.

I wanted to scream at the TV and all those websites “guaranteeing” a Clinton victory. But no, the media wanted a tight race, because that’s what garners ratings. If it were a blow-out, LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN, people would’ve stopped watching. Instead they all went on and on about long lines at the polls, all while…

I fucking blame Nate Silver, the media who basically claimed it was in the bag, and all the stupid motherfuckers who stayed home instead of deciding to send a loud, clear message to these people that xenophobia, racism, and sexism is not what this country is about.

You’re not wrong. But they’re angry and they saw Hillary as a continuation of the norm and they sent their message. I don’t know if they realize that they shot themselves in the foot with their choice (c’mon, this is the guy that bought Chinese steel for his building and has his shitty products made in China), but…

The decrease in Democratic turnout is due to a handful of things, one of which is the media’s insistence that Hillary’s victory was a given.

Yup. This is his retirement. He’s not going to do a damned thing in office and will delegate all responsibilities to his VP, Secretary of State, and his aides. The only thing he’ll do is fly around on Air Force One and mug with foreign leaders and dignitaries.

I watch a lot of Japanese news and today the general atmosphere is disbelief. They play the greatest hits of “Build a wall!” “Ban Muslims!” “Make other countries pay for our defense!” “Maybe Japan should have nukes!”

This.

strangle a banana

Smurf dick

I don’t know about you, but I’ve already been fucked by math back in high school.

Works for me. My penis is a bit suspect...

I forget who said it, but blow jobs are like pizza. Even bad, it’s still good.

I know it must be early in the morning, because I’m more concerned about whether the coffee would be any good...

The simple answer is always the best answer.

I’m in touch with my emotions and other people’s emotions.