Then you need to be watching the Aussie V8 series - which is all you described minus the boring oval races. Plus driver changes and brake changes like Le Mans (at least for the Enduro part of the season).

The Australian supercars series comes to mind; most entertaining racing I’ve seen aside from maybe goodwood revival.

Same dynamic as V8 supercars. It’s awesome.

There is no law that says a car has to be ugly to be functional. All that it takes to make an ugly car functional and pretty is time and effort. 

They’re 64, you degenerate. At that age you’re more susceptible to broken bones and infections. He’s lucky it was just an abrasion.

Knock over a senior citizen and you should be looking at prison.

If someone kicked over my my mother, who's had 2 knee replacements btw, I'd want them charged too.  

Yes. Meet you there.

The cars that you buy with the profits from them do.

Index funds dont have vtec, yo!!

I’m kind of amazed that you haven’t been banned for telling the truth yet.

Then, on to the half mile dirt ovals.

I’d love nothing more than for Porsche to go to every track in the world and claim the record in that car.  Every single road course from Le Mans to Hallett to No Problem Raceway.  Own all the records.  

It's sort of stunning to me how few people understand the time value of money.

You fainted?

1) Yesterday was not a trial. It was a job interview for one of the most exclusive and prestigious jobs in America. The burden of proof is only and entirely on the applicant to demonstrate he’s the absolute best person for the job. “Innocent until proven guilty” doesn’t apply. You don’t know what the fuck you’re…

And decklid exhausts, hopefully.

I think these would have a “Stronger” cult following if 1) More people knew about them and 2) You could actually keep that triple rotor Wankel engine running. (parts etc)

Moving to NY was only a big deal to the Detroit purists. It’s the same crowd that thinks Cadillac can only become successful again by building land barges and reusing old names like Fleetwood and Brougham, like those names hold any weight in today’s luxury market.  Clearly bringing back the Continental name did…

These stunts are just insulting to anyone who has an introductory college physics course under their belt. You’re towing something with wheels over flat ground.