No idea what he’s talking about, so much understated design on sale today... ;)

I actually really love this. And I say this as someone who has mixed feelings about Cadillac’s styling (their recent efforts are pretty good, though). Some people on the social media are saying it’s ugly, but it addresses one of my chief complaints about prototype racecars which is that they usually are almost devoid…

Salespeople add zero value to the experience. I know more about the cars I’m interested n then they do. They don’t even know the simple things like what they actually have in inventory. Everything they do they look up on the computer, and they are the one thing between me and a good price on a car. If I can actually…

This is the best thing that has been written on Jalopnik since David and Torch left. Well done.

Dear Bob,

I will never not laugh at this dude’s expression:

He fucked around and found out.  

“Our decision is that if some dumb dick starts shit with Mike Fucking Tyson then they get what they got coming to them. Case closed.”

He would later retire from dentistry in 1985, own several Harley-Davidsons and a Porsche 911. He also hit a hole in one at the Boca Raton Golf Club in July 1989.

Mandatory for a Canadian:

Fire

Britain: The Empire that invaded most of the known world for their spices, then decided they didn’t like any of them.

I mean... if ANYBODY can make plastic rust... 

Man, the bank REALLY doesn’t wanna give Falcon a loan.

Lmao I got an E63 wagon and I love the looks I get from dudes in F250's when they hear my car is louder than theirs.

/s

Ugh. You people.

You mean put the turbine into your Lexus LS. Right? 

This is heresy of the highest order.

You monster!