No, it’s actually “Ferry.” Laziest stage name ever.

Except his last name is actually Ferry.

It’s Guy Ramsay Ferry! No Italian pronunciation needed.

Also, why the literally?

Not a terribly bad thing for an employer to plan for, but there’s 1,173 better ways to ask this.

I believe it’s actually explicitly illegal for an employer to ask that.

Get out of here, Cooper!

Man, and I thought I had the ultimate dadbod.

His best course of action is to retire after the season and live the life he’s earned: unlimited time with his toy trains, conductor’s hat, and hourly snack breaks of mashed potatoes with mayonnaise.

and isn’t likable enough for a TV job.

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

Oh fuck off. He never was able to play like that. Eli Manning is by far the luckiest sonofagun to win multiple Super Bowls, and he did so behind the strength of 2 terrifying all-time defensive lines, plus the MOST MIRACULOUS plays you have ever seen. Look at his career TD:INT numbers. Saying “I wish my quarterback was…

His main hobby is shooting animals so I can’t see him going vegan any time soon.

Yeah, it seems fairly obvious that once she gets out of her Fox News bubble, she is totally unable to interact with others or even to display vaguely human mannerisms.

The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. (said in 2003!)

At the most elemental level, this was wrong; McNabb played poorly over the first two weeks of 2003, but turned it around sufficiently to lead the Eagles to 12 wins and the NFC Championship game.

So THAT’S why Cam’s mom was gonna be looking for a new favorite player.

This is an impressive display of douchebaggery. The funny thing is that all those people who hate him for being a black quarterback are now going to be fans because of his misogyny. “He’s just not POLITICALLY CORRECT, YOU FEMALE SNOWFLAKE!”

The inherent contradiction in King’s role at MMQB is that everyone acknowledges he has unprecedented access to the inner workings of the NFL...yet he does absolutely nothing of note with it. Does he ever take on anything remotely ground-breaking or controversial? No. He polishes Goodell’s nuts and offers bland…

Easy. They agree with the President that this is what the NFL should be, and anything else is pansy-ball.