Fuck Ivanka! She is just. as. bad. as. her. father.

The Patriots are covering for the President.

The Pats and Trump? The Deflators and Fabricators. Fuck em both.

Spygate meets Spygate.

The real question is, why is the Patriots twitter account and team spokesman doing Trump’s bidding? It’s pathetic.

Well, Trump finally caught the NYT in a lie. All he needs to do is get ‘em approximately 376 more times and he’ll have caught up to the factually accurate shit they’ve been talking about him.

Let’s not forget that Indiana was about to throw the bum out of office and he took a VP slot on what looked like a huge longshot of a ticket largely to avoid the career-destroying outcome of losing reelection in a very red state thanks to the damage his stupid culture war crap brought to the state.

Failing upwards - a…

Corn subsides are part of the reason everything in America is loaded down with high fructose corn syrup, contributing to obesity and diabetes. It’s not a bad thing to be against corn subsidies.

Hopefully, the abomination in the Oval Office will motivate more people to actually VOTE this time — which should more-effectively drown out the whining hatred of the 1/4 or so of this country that voted for Trump.

But they don’t want those Federal Programs cut. They like their corn subsidies, and being allowed to graze their cows real cheap, and being able to hunt on public lands. They want social security when they are old, and unemployment when they are out of a job, and disability when they get hurt. Those are the good…

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How do you squeeze juice? With your hands?

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

I really love the level of concern-trolling required to believe a woman’s uterus would just drop straight out of her body if she ran too much.

Yes, it is at least to some small degree a real indictment of his character that he’s so petty and cheap that he asks people to make fake memorabilia to sell because he doesn’t want the people paying for his game-used helmets to actually get his game-used helmets because he wants to keep them for himself. If he…

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

Let’s keep focus. This should not have happened to anyone. If United overbooked, they should have increased the voucher amount offered to volunteers until someone volunteered. Or United could have paid for their employees to rent a car and drive the less than 5 hours to Louisville or hired a driver to drive them. …

It’s embarrassing seeing people on here cream themselves over doctors. Do they know how often doctors go to work exhausted, hung over, distracted, high? Do they know how many don’t know what they’re doing, or don’t care? It’s like people have no clue that doctors are actual people. Some of my colleagues are going to…

I’m a doctor, from a family of doctors, and you’re in the wrong here. We are not more important than other people. (And just because someone isn’t a doctor, it doesn’t mean he has nothing to do but watch TV). I know that you think you sound intelligent and reasonable, but by deifying medical professionals you’re only…

Serious question. How many times do you think Gronk says “that’s what she said” per day? I’m guessing at least 6.