the best way to verify the hookers-in-Russia thing is to find out if he paid them or not. If Trump didn’t pay them, then the story is true.

Because of the backlash the Republicans would face from his voters.

Headline alert! He didn’t deny anything.

Hillary TRIED TO TELL US! #TrumpedUpTrickleDown

Christ. The golden shower is relatively tame compared to the seriousness of the allegations in the report.

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

The man is going to live out the rest of is days on Death Row. The chances of him seeing the executioner is probably less than 50% (much less, I imagine). However, I’d rather he rot under the jail for life as a lesson to other white nationalists rather than to die as a martyr to some incredibly stupid cause.

Chris Berman’s schtick got so old, Chris Berman would’ve incorporated it into his own schtick if he ever got around to updating his schtick to include anything created after 1978.

I worked in sports media for about 10 years and met Berman about 4 times. He’s the single most arrogant asshole I’ve ever met in my life and there isn’t enough barbed wire in this world to wrap around the dildo he can eff himself with. Maybe Peter King can quote that.

I feel like that’s insulting to Blake Bortles.

“A long time ago I realized I’m the quarterback of our team, and maybe of this company.” - Chris Berman

yes

Excuse me, sir (or ma’am)? That gilded monument is going to be the de facto White House for the foreseeable future. Please tell me where it says the President has to live in D.C.? (And if it does say that someplace, so what? You know who we’re talking about here.)

So he’s got “not being a billionaire” in common with Trump.

Levine: I gotta hand it to you Mr. Trump. People said no one could possibly sell a more outrageous ticket than me.

What the fuck is this kiss-the-ring bullshit? I’d wonder if these people have any self-respect left except now I’m pretty sure they didn’t have any to begin with.

Bama fans crying in the stands were hilarious. OH NO WE DIDN’T REPEAT AS NATIONAL CHAMPS AND NOW HAVE ONLY WON 4 OF THE LAST 9 INSTEAD OF 5 LIFE IS SO UNFAIR FUCK 2017

Other than the fact that I’m glad Alabama lost, 2017 already feels like it’s going to feel like this for everybody all year.

Appreciate the Russian call - they’re not even bothering to hack in anymore, they just take over the transmission.