The lid & the seat should always be down. When a guy needs to stand there to piss, he should lift the seat and the lid & then lower them both when he’s finished.

reminds me of an old Steven Wright bit:

CCleaner is still useful. The ONE time a registry cleaner comes in handy is when Windows Update gets borked. CCleaner can get rid of that bad registry entry a lot easier than manually finding and messing with it. It’s useful in getting rid of old system restore points too.

How about using less oil?  That helps the environment AND sticks it to Putin at the same time.

I’m still gonna wave.  Just in case.

Microsoft needs to spend more time fixing the actual functionality of their sloppy-ass software and less time forcing stupid, useless “features” that do nothing but get in the way and constantly changing the layout.

Doing that does make it easier to get Iceberg lettuce apart and also you are then able to run water all through the head of lettuce and clean it.

this is MUCH more humane.

I thought it looked good before (in the white leaks), but goddamngoddamngoddamn. This is a fucking beauty.

The Haul