“People shrink as they get older, and their posture also gets worse.”

I would have suggested fiber but, I’m not a plumber.

You wouldn’t need bulk Diet Coke if you had proper nutrition. That stuff is poison, anyway. I’m also concerned for your companion.

Or, maybe this is a good time to stop consuming this non-cheese non-food.

How long before they receive the first transmissions of the fish heads video? We’re doomed.

Kari’s angling for VP. Currently unemployable.

It’s the perfect number! The largest number ever!

Another weaponized technology. A feature, not a bug.

Could the Zs jones for chocolate ... or maybe baguettes? That could help explain the Reedus sequel.

Would you happen to know how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

It’s another potential way for Amzn to bury smaller popular businesses then buy them out, absorbing them for next to nothing so eventually, without competition, they’re free to raise prices plus attach all their Amzn bait to them.

Heretical caraway rye.

It’s disintegrating as we write this, anyway.

Just an excuse to scratch his mighty X on a wall of the Coliseum.

The surety of a post apocalyptic France is the degeneration to everyone speaking colloquial English. Oh l’horreur!

I find this article too red. It should also come in large.

If we don’t go extinct, maybe we’re just evolving into gamersapiens, scootersapiens being the link.

Should have checked to see if they licensed it as a water park.

Epileptics, unite of the world! You have nothing to lose but your seizures!

Looks like a currency slot. Seems appropriate. Money in and machine jams.