How furiously were you masturbating while you made this spreadsheet? 

Your father was Ted Dibiase? 

Come on baby, leak some of that good good Dino Crisis reboot info

2 Broke Girls lasted longer than the Confederacy.

Remember when we thought Apple was a dumb name?  

It’s pronounced ‘Braden’.

No description of her alleged crime, and the “fraud” link you have in the article points to the Portuguese-English dictionary entry for the word “fraud”?

knew it, she was in another castle.

Meh, I think Horizon Zero Dawn deserves a shoutout at least.