2fiberglasscanoe
2fiberglasscanoe
2fiberglasscanoe

Yup! I don't think most people have any comprehension of just how fucking easy our lives are. Pretty difficult to comprehend that it would take an entire day to wash your bedding, and hours to cook the sort of meal that takes us 30 minutes. Several days and weeks of planning to cook the sort of meal we spend "all day"

there's no need to tell Kelly from HR. First of all, she's a huge gossip. Second of all, she insists upon reminding you that her title is like Chief People Person. That's not a real title.

See, I could understand bleaching pubes, but not skin. Marilyn Monroe, since she's been mentioned elsewhere in the comments, reportedly lightened her bush to be blonde everywhere.

I'm just an average dude doin' average dude stuff. Like wearing a tuxedo on a motorcycle. Or carrying around twenty puppies. Or jumping into a swimming pool in my work clothes. Or getting into a mustard fight with my model girlfriend and the mustard fight turns into a block party. Or walking out of the office and

To think that my daughter is struggling to save up money so she can go to EKU this fall to become a sign language interpreter - and because I don't have the money to help her (I was laid off last December) - the Kardashian family debt (i.e., splurging) story is especially disgusting.

Well, in a way, he's right. The term 'in shape,' to me, implies health and fitness. Hollywood doesn't care if actresses are healthy and fit. They care if they're thin- thin at any cost- and that's it.

Who knew getting your face jacked might affect someone so badly? All it takes is one bad day to push someone over the edge, especially if your're borderline to begin with.

I feel sorry for people that feel bodily fluids are disgusting, because they aren't. I am not talking about waste, mind you. And i am definitely not ok with a guy that just blew his wad in/on me and then can't hide his disgust with my 'unclean body'.

Creating a burner just to say this:

This is how my vagina feels about this issue:

This poster was basically in every straight guy/queer girl dorm room when I was in school. (10ish years ago).

Yes, he knew what he was doing. He is described as a ‘bloody tyrant.’ But at the time it couldn’t be any other way. Yes, there were innocent people who were victims of repressions… But it happens.

I'm going to make a public service announcement on behalf of every health care professional out there: when you receive an antibiotic prescription, take every pill in the bottle, as it says on the label, until the entire bottle is empty. Don't stop taking them because you feel better. Don't save some for later in case

i think i'm actually a couple of iq points dumber for reading that

So the Humane Society = sex slavers.

If my dog got a tattoo, it would a tramp stamp right on her lower back that said "PLEAZ SCRATCH HERE"

Apparently her father edited the original diary to remove these parts, once he passed away a full unedited version was released. At least that's what commenters on Gawker were saying!

And on behalf of the Canadians who hate George Bush and will always hate George Bush: